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IF ADAM AND EVE WERE CHINESE  如果亚当和夏 娃是中国人

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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.  ~Woody Allen

Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.  ~Author Unknown

Mirth is God's medicine.  Everybody ought to bathe in it.  ~Henry Ward Beecher

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.  ~Jack Handey, "Deep Thoughts," Saturday Night Live

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.  ~e.e. cummings

Laughter is an instant vacation.  ~Milton Berle

Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.  ~Victor Borge

So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.  ~Gordon W. Allport

What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.  ~Yiddish Proverb

When people are laughing, they're generally not killing each other.  ~Alan Alda

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.  ~Irish Proverb

Laughter gives us distance.  It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.  ~Bob Newhart

Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.  ~Henri Bergson

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.  What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end.  ~Max Eastman

A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.  ~Raymond Hitchcock

Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.  ~Anna Fellows Johnston

You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.  ~Stephen King, Hearts in Atlantis

Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.  ~Ken Kesey

It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile.  ~Author Unknown

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.  ~Mort Walker

A laugh is a smile that bursts.  ~Mary H. Waldrip

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.  ~Victor Hugo

Carry laughter with you wherever you go.  ~Hugh Sidey

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.  ~Arnold Glasow

Laughter is an orgasm triggered by the intercourse of sense and nonsense.  ~Author Unknown