If Adam and Eve were Teochiew, only men would still be in paradise because Eve would have ignored Adam and eaten the apple herself (gee gee goo gee gee)!

If Adam and Eve were Hakka, we would still be in paradise because they would have saved up the apple and the snake for a rainy day.

If Adam and Eve were Hokkien, we would all be into people smuggling because they, as snake heads, would have smuggled everyone into paradise!

If Adam and Eve were Hainanese, we would still be in a coffee shop debating over a kopi-o whether we should eat the apple or the snake!

If Adam and Eve were Hokchiew, we would all be in business because they would have made Chinese viagra out of the apple and the snake and called it Diong Loh!